Thursday, August 13, 2009

Science!

I'm a scientist, and as such I'm faced with the difficult problem of applying objective values on something as amorphous as art. In order to effectively compare Videocard Display Box art, I will first establish some criteria through which I can give a quantifiable score to any given example.

A general survey of my colleagues has resulted in the creation of the following scorecard (see below), which will be applied to every piece of artwork. One point will be awarded for every instance of every category example present.

The Scorecard

* Any use of wireframe
* Robots (1pt each)
* Spheres (1pt each)
* Cubes (1pt each)
* Ficticious Monster (1pt each, 2pt for a dragon)
* Predatory Animal (real animals)
* 3D renderings of hot chicks or parts of hot chicks (eyes, boobs, etc)
* Weapons (1pt each)
* Armor (1pt per person/being that's wearing any amount of armor)
* Vehicle implying speed (racecar, jet, etc)
* Vehicle implying power (monster truck, bomber plane, etc)
* Fire
* Lightning
* Ice
* Water
* Clouds
* Wizard
* Energy bursts (1pt each)
* Spikeballs (1 pt each)
* Number of times the letter X is used _____

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